I’m the rapper, he’s the DJ

I just watched the first episode of the new series of Doctor Who, which features a plot whereby plastic things (notably window dummies) come to life and march around like zombies trying to strangle people.

That is precisely how I feel about the manuscript right now. It’s the shop window dummy. I’m me. Help, someone, before I’m strangled.

This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to I’m the rapper, he’s the DJ

  1. jtglover says:

    Now that sounds like some lively prose.

  2. randomdreams says:

    That’s awesome. Jon Pertwee, the Third Doctor, fought the Autons twice, and both times sounded much like this. They were SCARY AS ANYTHING. They’d disguised themselves as human and were running a plastics injection molding company that was distributing plastic that was secretly Auton all over the world, so when they pushed the big button, telephone cords started strangling people, plastic flowers started blurching out this gooey plastic stuff that would cover people’s faces and asphyxiate them, and the spookiest scene of all was filmed on a London market street, with all the plastic window dummies suddenly jerking to life, smashing through the windowfronts, and gunning down everyone in the street. That particular episode got the BBC in quite a bit of trouble. I’m glad to hear they’re keeping up the tradition.

Comments are closed.