Man: You know, you could have just left her in the desert! I’m surprised you didn’t.
Woman: *laughs* Oh, I couldn’t have done that.
Man: I’m just sayin’, you had a desert at your disposal!
In other news, I feel like my blood is made out of sludge today. It’s difficult and painful to think about moving and/or doing any work. Perhaps that is the cause of my recent severe headaches: I turned cold-blooded over the weekend.
Either that, or I became allergic to my computer, which would be disastrous pretty much any way you look at it.